Laptop Sends Me To Boredom

Let me count the ways why I love iPAQs and Compaqs by Hewlett-Packard. Firstly, they're ultra small and ultra portable that you can place them in your jeans' pocket. Secondly, they look like calculators. I don't know about your opinion, but you can stop working on your company's yearly budget and play some games without your boss noticing. Thirdly, they're small, ultra portable, and they look like calculators.

But beware, you gullible buyers. Not all personal digital assistants and Pocket PCs are created equal. Some of them are not future-proof just like the HP Aero 8000, which I guess was designed for toddlers. If there's an adjective to describe its design and its performance, I'd prefer to use "boring".

There are several reasons why you should never pick this product if ever you've got the misfortune of seeing one. It doesn't have the unique Pict-Bridge capability that permits you to print pictures directly from the PDA to printer without the use of a full-sized computer. Fingerprint scanner is also absent in this package, so your files aren't safe from the filthy hands of your officemates. Lastly, the design is the worst I've seen; it looks like an old HP laptop shrunk to become its itty-bitty size then labeled with a new name. See, I'll never be caught dead using this gadget, really!