iPaq Slugs And HP ShitHeads

HP has done everything shitty to make sure that they're in the swim in the computer business. Their laptops are the current favorites of business geeks. The Pocket PC collections and the personal digital assistants amaze even morons who don't know anything about gadgets. As you can see, I'm an in-born genius and I know HP products like a book. So, it's a child's play for me to knock them into cocked hats when I find the company bitching most consumers.

The problem with the shithead company is that it creates machines that people don't really need. Take for instance the iPAQ hx4705. Hell, this is the same nonsense trash that the firm's been feeding to gullible people. "But it's the first pocket PC to have a touchpad,"explains the manual. Who cares about the doggone touchpad! I would be impressed if the machine can talk rapidly and do a somersault. It sucks so much that using the machine makes me feel I'm dyslexic.

Can you imagine this worthless pile of bat droppings cost $649?! I'd rather buy battery acid and a bucket filled with slugs than the useless machine. And what will I do with the battery acid and the slugs? I'll feed them to every dumbass who buy the stupefying rubbish. Oh, I'm having a headache!