Gripes and Dungs

According to product reviews, this model is a powerhouse laptop. Yeah, right, it's powerful enough to induce boredom. Make no mistake about it, this model is aiming for the business world, jolly good! As if we needed more products to turn our offices into sleeplandia. We already have enough zombies wearing yellow Spongebob ties, overly submerged with their waterworld of uninteresting clerical work. I wouldn't be surprised if morons buy such a stinking model. They're worthless pile of dung beetles anyway. Yeah, it has DVD/CD drive, but who cares, we've got waterproof DVDs in the market! I'll appreciate it if HP made a talking dung beetle than this evil-looking laptop.